DVD Review: Cannibal Girls (1973) Studio: Shout! Factory Directed by: Ivan Reitman Starring: Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Ronald Ulrich Review by: John Carpenter Here is a fun game. With Halloween right around the corner, give your friends a choice. Ask them if they would rather watch a movie directed by Ivan Reitman which stars Eugene [...]

DVD Review: Altitude (2010) Directed by: Kaare Andrews Starring: Jessica Lowndes, Julianna Guill, Ryan Donowho, Landon Liboiron, Jake Weary Review by: Kayley Viteo As far as supernatural horror thrillers set in an airplane go, Altitude doesn’t exactly crash and burn, although there is some serious turbulence. Still, there’s something about this film that is engaging [...]

DVD Review: Giallo (2009) Studio: Maya Home Entertainment Release Date: October 19, 2010 Directed by: Dario Argento Starring: Adrien Brody, Emmanuelle Seigner, Elsa Pataky Review by: John Carpenter Have you had your V8 today? For those who recall the commercial, people who don’t drink V8 are destined to walk through life off balance. The advertisement [...]

The Daisy Chain (2008) Studio: Image Ent. Release Date: April 13, 2010 Directed By: Aisling Walsh Cast: Samantha Morton, Steven Mackintosh, Mhairi Anderson, David Bradley & Flora Montgomery. Review By: Annie Riordan Dear DVD Distribtution Companies: Please stop putting totally misleading artwork on your box covers. Kthxbye. There are two (that I know of) covers [...]

DVD Review: Coffin Rock Directed by: Rupert Glasson Starring: Lisa Chappell, Robert Taylor, Sam Parsonson Review by: Kayley Viteo I love Australian genre films. There’s just something about the spartan landscape that is immediately creepy to me, not to mention the fact that everything else I have a substantial fear of lives there and could [...]

DVD Review: Lost Boys: The Thirst Directed by: Dario Piana Starring: Corey Feldman, Tanit Phoenix, Jamison Newlander, Casey B. Dolan Review by: Richard Romero There is a scene in the latest Lost Boys franchise film Lost Boys: The Thirst, that basically sums up the DVD as a whole. In the shot, famed vamp hunter Edgar [...]

Road Kill (2010) Studio: Phase4 Films Release Date: September 28, 2010 Directed By: Dean Francis Cast: Bob Morley, Sophie Lowe, Georgina Haig, Xavier Samuel & David Argue. Review By: Annie Riordan Craig and Nina are a new couple, all kissy-faced cuteness and happily screwing each other at every opportunity. Liz and Marcus are an established [...]

DVD Review: Manson, My Name is Evil (2010) Distributor: Lions Gate DVD Release Date: October 12, 2010 Directed by: Reginald Harkema Cast: Gregory Smith, Ryan Robbins, Don McKellar, Kristen Hager Review by: Robert Saucedo Lions Gate, thy name is false advertising. Manson, My Name is Evil, the 2009 quirky Canadian film being released on DVD [...]

Big Tits Zombie Distributor (UK): Terracotta Directed by: Takao Nakano Starring: Sola Aoi, Risa Kasumi, Mari Sakurai, Minoru Torihada Review by: Ben Bussey Professional stripper Lena (Aoi) is a little down on her luck. Recently returned home to Japan from working in Mexico – and we know this because she brought a sombrero and a [...]

Cornered! (2009) Studio: Phase 4 Films Release Date: June 1, 2010 Directed By: Daniel Maze Cast: Peter Story, Elizabeth Nicole, Eduardo Antonio Garcia, James Duval & Steve Guttenberg.  Review By: Annie Riordan I got lost in downtown L.A. once. Took the wrong offramp and spent nearly a solid hour cruising around in circles, past the [...]

DVD Review: Invitation (2003) Directed by: Jeff Burton Starring: Rick Kunzi, Johanna Lixey, Tommy Strasz Review By: Richard Romero Upon first glance, Invitation seems like it will end up being another poorly made B movie. Yes, Invitation is a movie made on an extremely low budget and has some obvious surface flaws, but in the [...]

The Good, The Bad, The Weird (2008) Studio: MPI Home Video Release Date: August 17, 2010 Directed By: Ji-woon Kim Cast: Woo-sung Jung, Byung-hun Lee, Kang-ho Song. Review By: Annie Riordan 1940′s Manchuria. A crazy sexy hitman (The Bad) is hired to steal a treasure map from a Japanese official aboard a train. Beating him [...]

Never Sleep Again (2010) Studio: CAV Distributing Corporation Release Date: May 4, 2010 Directed By: Daniel Farrands & Andrew Kasch Cast: Wes Craven, Robert Englund, Heather Langenkamp, Review By: Annie Riordan I couldn’t sleep for shit last night. No, my insomniac tendencies are not due to a burn-scarred pervert with Gilette’s on his fingers chasing [...]

Nightmare Alley (2010) Brain Damage Films DVD Release Date: August 10, 2010 Director: Walter Ruether, Laurence Holloway Cast: David C. Hayes, Danny Marianino, Keith Jackson, Scarlet Fry Review by: Marc Patterson Brain Damage Films doesn’t exactly have the best reputation around these parts, and by these parts I mean amongst all the staffers on this [...]

House Of Fears (2010) Studio: Terra Release Date: March 9, 2010 Directed By: Ryan Little Cast: Corri English, Sandra McCoy, Michael J. Pagan, Corey Sevier & Alice Greczyn Review By: Prudence J. Figgypudding The Slasher Film: a popular sub-genre of the horror film industry which provides a therapeutic outlet for the sociopathic, sexually frustrated teenagers [...]

Parasomnia (2008) Studio: E1 Ent. Release Date: July 13, 2010 Directed By: William Malone Cast: Dylan Purcell, Patrick Kilpatrick, Cherilyn Wilson, Jeffrey Combs & Timothy Bottoms. Review By: Annie Riordan Remember the furor that erupted within the vehemently Anti-Twilight crowd upon learning that sparkly vampire heartthrob Edward Cullen was little more than a common stalker [...]

Samurai Zombie (2008) Distributor: MVM Directed by: Tak Sakaguchi Starring: Mitsuru Fukikoshi, Issei Ishida, Tak Sakaguchi, Airi Nakajima, Shintarô Matsubara Review by: Ben Bussey Rule number one for family groups in horror movies: never go on a road trip. It will not work out well. You will end up in the middle of nowhere, your [...]