Category: Zombie Jesus Weekend

Slash & Dine vs. Return of the Living Dead

Posted on 04/24/11 by Deaditor

They’re back from the grave and ready to party! Return of the Living Dead is fucking awesome. If you’ve seen it, then you already know that, but for those of you that haven’t, let us elaborate. At a small medical supply warehouse, new employee Freddy gets the full tour of the facility from his boss, [...]

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Before He Was A Zombie, Jesus Hunted Vampires

Posted on 04/24/11 by Deaditor

Film Review: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter 
Studio: Odessa Filmwords
 Directed by: Lee Demarbre

 Starring: Phil Caracas, Murielle Varhelyi and Maria Moulton 
 Review by: Dustin Hall Happy Zombie Jesus Day, everybody! Man, so many memories, all those years I sat out at night, waiting for Christ to riiiiise from the pumpkin patch, delivering presents and [...]

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Zombies Running Without Bite

Posted on 04/24/11 by Deaditor

by Annie Riordon The word “zombie” has become synonymous with “eater of human flesh/brains” these days. But not all zombies are carnivores. I can’t say I’ve ever known a vegan zombie, but the films listed below feature a bevvy of undead ubermenschen who have more pressing concerns than the acquisition and immediate consumption of people [...]

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Body Count: The Five Best Zombie Kills

Posted on 04/24/11 by Deaditor

by Britt Hayes To celebrate the rise of Zombie Jesus on this lovely Easter Sunday, I bring to you five of the best, most bad-ass kills from zombie films. Whether zombies are the victims or the perpetrators, these five memorable moments are sure to get you in the mood for Easter. 5. Shaun of the [...]

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Dumpster Diving for Zombified Treasures: ‘Dead and Breakfast’

Posted on 04/24/11 by Deaditor

by Mike Snoonian of All Things Horror Online When Marc first asked me to take part of Zombie Jesus week, I immediately mentally penned an impassioned defense of the zombie comedy Dead and Breakfast. I was all set to present a grand case stating that the only reason why Shaun of the Dead receives universal [...]

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Advice for the New Undead Believer: A Guide to Your Spiritual Leaders

Posted on 04/24/11 by Deaditor

by Jeff Martin of Better Geek Than Never So, you’ve accepted Zombie Jesus as your personal Undead Lord and Saviour. Congratulations! That’s a big step, but one you’ll not soon regret. With your eternal soul safely wrapped in the blood-soaked tunic of Zombie Jesus, you will forever walk in the light of His love, forgiveness [...]

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The Terror Team Lights Up ‘Zombi 2′

Posted on 04/24/11 by Deaditor

Intro by Marc Patterson Commentary Track by Brian Solomon and Cruella Moxham Happy Easter everyone! Looks like the day has finally arrived. If you’re like us you’ve collected all your Cadbury eggs, are getting sick on jellybeans, and are ready to light into a nice Easter dinner, while chilling to some cold brews and taking [...]

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Grandfather of the Dead: A George A. Romero Retrospective

Posted on 04/23/11 by Deaditor

by Stephanie Scaife You can’t very well have a celebration of the zombie movie without talking about George A. Romero, the undeniable master of this eminent yet oft maligned horror sub-genre. Although the zombie in various incarnations had been a firm fixture in horror and exploitation films since the 1930’s it wasn’t until Romero’s Night [...]

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Why ‘Shaun of the Dead’ May Be The Best Zombie Film Ever Made… Ever.

Posted on 04/23/11 by Deaditor

by Marc Patterson There’s a lot of pain involved with writing this piece. I’m undergoing tremendous inner turmoil just plucking one key to the next typing this up. There is also a lot of risk in baring it all as I’m about to do. But here goes… Going into this zombie weekend I pulled all [...]

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The Fiercest Zombie Killer of Them All

Posted on 04/23/11 by Deaditor

by Will Colby of KillingBoxx.com Most zombie outings feature at least one character, for reasons commonly explained in the second act, who are better at dispatching dead people. These “Dirty Harry’s” or “Harriet’s” of the dead, if you will, are blessed with the ability to act quickly in stressful situations. Smashing in a head, calmly [...]

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Play At Your Own Risk: A Netflix Advisory | J.C. Stumbles Upon ‘Wasting Away’ AKA ‘Aaah Zombies!’

Posted on 04/23/11 by Deaditor

by J.C. De Leon We’ve all been in the same situation: a movie night, perusing through Netflix not wanting to see the same thing that you’ve seen a hundred times already. Sometimes all you have to go on is cover art and you wonder if it’s safe to play that film with the interesting cover [...]

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‘Ghouls on Film’ Goes Back to ‘Zombie High’

Posted on 04/23/11 by Deaditor

Zombie High (1987) Director: Ron Link Cast: Virginia Madsen, Sherilyn Fenn, Paul Feig, Richard Cox, James Wilder By Lana Cooper AKA Maedusa West of Ghouls On Film Remember the good old days before zombie movies started taking themselves waaaay too seriously? Yeah. Me, neither. However, I thought Zombie High would be a fun romp through [...]

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Explore the Evil Death Cult of The Blind Dead

Posted on 04/22/11 by Deaditor

by Keri O’Shea There have been countless undead hordes down through the years, but Amando de Ossorio’s skeletal, cowl-wearing Knights from his Blind Dead series of films have a special place in the history of the genre. Appearing in four films altogether – Tombs of the Blind Dead, Return of the Evil Dead, Horror of [...]

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David Zuzelo vs. Easter of the Eerie Dead!

Posted on 04/22/11 by Deaditor

by David Zuzelo of Tomb it May Concern Zombies…we live in age where the Undead are overcooked by cathode rays and clogging word processors around the globe. But you know what… we still love ‘em! When I was asked to add a few ideas to scratch your shambling netherstuffs I realized that while they may [...]

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Welcome to Zombie Jesus Weekend at Brutal As Hell!

Posted on 04/22/11 by Deaditor

by Marc Patterson Welcome one and all to the brash, shocking and blasphemous display of revolting and outrageous insanity known as Zombie Jesus Weekend. Beaten raw and buried, condemned by traitors, the rotting corpse of Christ rises from the grave to save us all. Jesus is alive! Undead forever! This weekend we celebrate the spirit [...]

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