Let Me In… it’s freezing out here. It seems like recently everyone has experienced the joy and sheer horror of snow (even the great state of Texas). Out in Trashville, where we live, the snow gods cursed us with 3 feet in one week. Now, we’re not ones to complain, so we like to look [...]

Ho-Tep (ho-tep’) n. 1. Relative or descendent of the 17 Egyptian Dynasties, 3100-1500 B.C. 2. Family surname of an Egyptian pharaoh (king). Bubba (bub’uh) n. 1. Male from the Southern U.S. 2. Good ole boy 3. Cracker, red neck, trailer park resident. Bruce Campbell as Elvis? Need we say more? I guess we should. It’s [...]

“They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me… OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!” If you’re like us and love to stay in to watch movies and gorge on food (if you’re reading this, we’re pretty sure that’s the case), then check out Troll 2 for a certified fun time. First off, let’s start by saying [...]

by Nicole Mikuzis and Megan Owens Let’s start this column with a review within a review. Bitter Feast is a new horror film for foodies that follows chef Peter Grey, and his reactions to a negative review from notorious food critic J.T. Franks, portrayed by Joshua Leonard. “Feast” reviewed by J.T. Franks “Peter Grey’s exercise [...]

“Agnes, it’s me Nicole and Megan.” Hey boys and ghouls! Slash & Dine is back and with new hosts! We’re Nicole and Megan and we promise to bring you great movies, great food and a great time! We can’t wait to share our recipes and gush over gore with you. We want to start this [...]

by Shannon Bucaro House of Seitan and Waffles Talk on the Phone. Finish Your Homework. Watch TV. Eat Some Chicken and Waffles. DIE! Yeah, I know what you all are thinking, “Is this really a new movie getting some spotlight on a Slash and Dine column?” Fact is, I don’t think most horror movies nowadays [...]

Cannibal Kebobs Rip out! Barbeque! Devour! by Shannon Bucaro If I had one wish, I would kidnap the world and lock everyone in a room that streamed Cannibal Holocaust 24/7 on a big screen TV. Why on earth would someone do this, you ask? It’s simple, you see: too many people have not seen this [...]

Sleepaway Camp Welcome to Camp Arawak, where Angela has a little extra in her bun Now I know back in December I promised you all butt showing by June, but since that is not entirely my style I think I’ve found something much better. This compromise is guaranteed to wow and shock you in ways [...]

A Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy’s Finger(ling) Potatoes by Shannon Bucaro Okay, so it’s true, I’m jumping on the Freddy remake bandwagon. Wow, that was hard to say. I imagine me typing that feels a lot like someone attending their first AA meeting. I think I’m starting to break out in a cold sweat and [...]

Rabid Cream Cupcakes You can’t trust your mother…your best friend…the neighbor next door by Shannon Bucaro I wish everyone could stare through their computer screen and see what I will be doing for the month of April. Hey now, get your head out of the gutter, it’s not that frightening or raunchy! I must warn [...]

by Shannon Bucaro Now that I just woke up from my February induced sugar coma is it summer yet? I know, who asks that question in March?  But I fear if I see another 15 inches of snow my head might spin and green junk may come flying out of my mouth Exorcist style. Sexy [...]

Happy Birthday to Me. You’re all invited to my party! Better watch out or Ginny, wait I mean Ann? Yes definitely Ann this time, will slit your… cupcake? I can’t, I won’t, and yes I out right refuse to do a Valentine’s Day post just because it’s February and apparently the cool thing to do. [...]

“I think I’m going mad, as if my brains being eaten by a cat, or better yet baked spaghetti” by Shannon Bucaro Wait you again? Did I miss something? Now I know New Year’s is pegged as the go to night for drunken debauchery, however, don’t worry it’s still January. You didn’t somehow rage so [...]

This New Year’s you’re invited to a killer bowl of garlic dip and a bloody batch of beer bread by Shannon Bucaro A wise lady once said to me, “Why is it you can’t be a chick and a horror fan unless you’re willing to get naked and show your butt?” Umm…well considering its barely [...]

by Natalie Slater of BakeAndDestroy.net A few holiday seasons ago, I received the following email from my friend Melissa: “Dude, if you liked Monsturd you have to see Gingerdead Man. Gary f’n Busey AS the Gingerdead Man. WATCH IT!!!!” As I am not one to ignore Melissa’s sound advice, I made finding and watching Gingerdead [...]

by Natalie Slater of Bake & Destroy Happy November, everyone! Might I start out this holiday post by stating that I despise Thanksgiving? That’s right, me – the girl who keeps a notebook next to her bed incase she dreams about any good new recipes. I hate the most gluttonous day of the year. Part [...]

by Natalie Slater of Bake & Destroy I don’t really know how to begin to explain or apologize for this cake. I guess beginning at the beginning is always a good plan. When I was a kid, my school was part of the Scholastic Book Club. Every month (or so) our teacher would pass out [...]