Hey sewer suckers it’s been awhile since we last talked, apparently quite a bit has been happening. I wouldn’t know of course because I have been frozen in the septic tank back in the former offices of Deadly DVD. You see the pipes backed up a month or so ago and the boss sent [...]

Hey, how’s it going! I didn’t see you there. I was too busy trying to clean up the latest foul spill. These guys are forever dumping shit down the sewer that inevitably clogs the pipes, this time it’s a fuckin’ turkey carcass! I had to reach all the way up to my shoulder to wrangle [...]

Hello, and welcome to the Scary Toilet! What the fuck is a scary toilet you ask? Well, it is a lot of things, all coming together here in a big brown, run on sentence. This is the sewer pipe of Marc and Annie’s site and I ladies and gentlemen, am the Janitor, your host as [...]