So… this is what the Carrie remake trailer looks like.

Posted on April 5, 2013 by Ben


By Ben Bussey

Well well. It looks like the exact same movie Brian DePalma made in 1976, but with a bunch of CGI and occasional ominous boom and screech noises. Gee. Never saw that coming.

Okay, okay, I don’t want to rush to judgement based purely on a two minute trailer… yes, it has a good cast and a good director… just like Fright Night 2011 had, and look how great that turned out. (Yes, that was sarcasm.)

Grunt. Bloody remakes. Feels like we’ve reported on nothing else all week. Feels like they’re almost all we ever hear about. Bloody Hollywood, creatively bankrupt, selling us reheated leftovers year after year and telling us it’s gourmet… God, I haven’t had enough coffee today.

Ah whatever; watch, form your own opinion.