‘The Human Centipede: Full Sequence’ US Teaser Trailer
by Marc Patterson
Brace yourself horror fans. Let the hyperbole filled hype begin. It’s time to get underway with The Human Centipede: Full Sequence marketing blitz. The Human Centipede, a film so drastically dull and derivative, but yet one that featured such an outlandish and preposterous pretense of perversion that every genre geek worldwide was jabbering like Jesus Christ himself walked on water again is back, bigger and badder than ever. Tom Six? Try Tom Tricks. Enough of the alliteration. It’s ridiculous. It’s ridiculous as this film is sure to be, but yet here I am writing about it. Why? Because as much as I hate the idea that a simplistic, no-good film is getting a sequel I’m sickly fascinated (as are all of you) to see what the hell Tom Six has got up his sleeve. Already banned in the UK and about to debut at Fantastic Fest, let me just say this: It’s about to get real. So get ready.
For those interested you can get my full thoughts on The Human Centipede RIGHT HERE.
Official synopsis: The story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film in the series, The Human Centipede, and uses sandpaper to pleasure himself whilst watching the film. He decides to create a “human centipede” of his own, this time comprised of twelve victims as opposed to the first film’s three. He uses his human centipede to his own sexual delight, taking sexual pleasure in watching the victims of the centipede defecate in each other’s mouths, and using barbed wire wrapped around around his penis to rape the woman at the end of the centipede.