‘Altitude’ Flies the Friendly Skies Straight to Hell
by Cap’n Psycho Billy
Well here’s something rather unique. Instead of taking a bunch of dumb fuck teens and dropping them in some freaked out cabin in the woods to be cannibalized, or out on a boat in the ocean to die, someone finally sent them on a path to the final frontier. Yep, you got it. Altitude takes same said dumb ass kids and tosses them on a twin prop about 40,000 feet above the earth. Up there in the glorious heavens those kids are going encounter a beast the like of which even Captain Nemo never imagined. And folks… that thing, whatever the fuck it is, looks pissed as shit. Listen, I’m a bonafide, certified, licensed sailor. I’ve been up and close with some big ass beasts, but I don’t think I’d wanna wrangle with this monster.
Altitude features some rather delectable eye candy, such as the always titillating Juliana Guill. Remember that scene from Friday the 13th? Yeah… you know what I’m talking about. I don’t think she’ll be showing off her tata’s at 40,000 feet, but hell – this is horror and stranger things have happened.
I imagine you’ve about heard all you can stand from me, so take a look see at them photo’s (click on ‘em to view in full HD) and be sure to watch the trailer below as well.
Editor’s Note: Since I can’t exactly control what the Captain reports on it’s important to note you can pick Altitude up on DVD and Blu-ray on October 26th from Anchor Bay.
