Red Band Trailer for ‘Lake Placid 3′ – No really, we’re not kidding.
by Marc Patterson
I don’t really know what to say about this. No really, I don’t. So I’m just going to ramble while a stream of consciousness washes over me like pollution filled lake water. When I saw the DVD cover art I literally laughed out loud. That to your left is probably some of the most funny shit I’ve seen all day. No synopsis in the world will do this film justice. None. Clearly if you’re a discriminating horror fan of taste or refinement you can fuck off now. All others may continue on.
I’m not going to talk about the horrible CGI crocs, or the lifeless plot that propels this film. If you like your horror cheap, dirty, and low-down with a touch of sleaze and lots of cheese then Lake Placid 3 might just interest you. How Sony picked this up I don’t know, but they did. Clearly someone holds the rights to the name of the film and… listen… I’m not going to try to even understand. Watch the trailer and if it in any way, whets your appitite for more you can grab this bit of “pulse pounding, adrenaline pumping, pure horror film fun” (no really – that’s what the press release said), up on October 26th. Oh… also please note that “The film contains graphic violence and full frontal nudity“. Schwing!
Oh – and no Annie – I won’t make you review this one. Not unless you REALLY want to! Mwahahaha!
