‘Piranha 3-D’ French Poster est superbe!
by Marc Patterson
We’re unashamedly posting a lot around here for Alexandre Aja’s upcoming film Piranha 3-D. Call me a whore. It’s okay. It won’t be the first time and won’t be the last. So check it out – the folks over at IMP Awards just premiered a sweet looking “vintage” poster for Piranha 3-D. All I wanna know? Where the fuck can I get my hands on it? That needs to be on my wall. Seriously… I want to know. I’m not kidding around. I’ve whored myself enough over this film. I figure a nice one sheet of this very poster isn’t asking too much.
Anyway – synopsis, synopsis, synopsis – you should all know it by now. Kids get killed in a lake by piranha. There’s lots of nudity and gore and it’s in 3-D. Seriously. What else do you need to know? This isn’t high art.
Check out the poster. Thank me later. Sorry if I sound all persnickety. It’s hot, I don’t have AC and my balls are stuck to my leg. I’d jump in the water to cool off, except you know… fuckin’ piranha.
