by Marc Patterson

We’re unashamedly posting a lot around here for Alexandre Aja’s upcoming film Piranha 3-D.  Call me a whore.  It’s okay.  It won’t be the first time and won’t be the last.  So check it out – the folks over at IMP Awards just premiered a sweet looking “vintage” poster for Piranha 3-D.  All I wanna know?  Where the fuck can I get my hands on it?  That needs to be on my wall.  Seriously… I want to know.  I’m not kidding around.  I’ve whored myself enough over this film.  I figure a nice one sheet of this very poster isn’t asking too much.

Anyway – synopsis, synopsis, synopsis – you should all know it by now.  Kids get killed in a lake by piranha.  There’s lots of nudity and gore and it’s in 3-D.  Seriously.  What else do you need to know?  This isn’t high art.

Check out the poster.  Thank me later.  Sorry if I sound all persnickety.  It’s hot, I don’t have AC and my balls are stuck to my leg.  I’d jump in the water to cool off, except you know… fuckin’ piranha.