‘SuicideGirls Must Die!’ – Cinema Vérité Dished Up as a Veritable Bevy of Busty Goodness
by Marc Patterson
I don’t know if that headline even makes sense. But it sounds good. Kind of.
ANYWAY – I just got word moments ago (so call this hot off the press?) that just in time for your summer pool party comes SuicideGirls Must Die!, which totes itself as the first reality horror movie. Not sure what they mean by that since horror has practically defined “reality film”. Cannibal Holocaust, Blair Witch Project, and let’s not forget Paranoramal Activity. That’s just to name a few recognizable titles. I digress…
When twelve nude models from the infamous SuicideGirls.com begin disappearing from a remote cabin, the calendar video they are shooting becomes a fun SuicideGirls’ getaway gone dangerously wrong. SUICIDEGIRLS MUST DIE! is a blend of black humor and unnerving horror – with no actors and no script – it’s all true. Except for the killings of course, but the girls don’t know that! It is a scantily clad hellride that will leave you in stitches.
SUICIDEGIRLS MUST DIE! is available on DVD June 29, 2010 at an SRP of $28.98. However, if you ACT NOW, you can pick this soon to be (never) forgotten film up for the low low price of $11.98. Just CLICK HERE! to be taken to your nearest Amazon.com website.
Whoa! I gotta shake that one off. What happened?
Anyway… if you’re still with me you can check out the DVD spec’s along with a nifty little trailer.
SUICIDEGIRLS MUST DIE! – DVD Specs:
- Format – DVD
- Running Time – 96 minutes (Unrated), 87 minutes (Rated)
- Rated – Unrated and a rated R version
- Street Date – June 29, 2010
- Sound: 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround
- SRP: $28.98
- Aspect ratio: 16 X 9 2.35 Anamorphic Widescreen
- Special Features: SUICIDEGIRLS MUST DIE! Trailer, SUICIDEGIRLS MUST DIE! Rigel Confession (Unrated Version Only), Photo Gallery, English SDH & Spanish Subtitles and Previews
