by Marc Patterson

I’m not going to lie. I’m a dirty motherfucker. I was a fan of hot tattooed alt chicks well before the internet created a place for them.  It only makes sense.  Tattooed punk rock boys desire sexy tattooed punk rock girls.  But, god bless the web… they have a wonderful place to all hang out together. And now these girls are making a movie. No talent? No problem. It’s not needed. Shoot this shit Real World style. Drop twelve hotties into a cabin in the woods and knock em off one by one. Sounds like what Survivor should have always been.

Suicide Girls Must Die isn’t the first time these vixens have worked their way into film. There was of course the slasher remake of Herschell Gordon Lewis’ Wizard of Gore, which the only thing going for it was Crispen Glover and the Suicide Girls. Personally, I for one was a huge fan of their homage photoshoot to Fight Club. First Rule of Fight Club… No shirts… Hey now!  

So, while the film doesn’t have much of a plot, is being shot reality TV style, and features a bunch of models as opposed to actors, this thing is going to be a huge success.  Why?  Because goddamnit… folks want to see this shit.  I want to see this shit!

No, there’s no trailer, no official website, and no initial stills… but there is a poster, and a dream.

Update: There is a trailer – check it out below!