by Marc Patterson

You’re not even reading this post are you? I could be typing anything here and you wouldn’t know what the fuck I was saying… I knew I should have posted that photo below.

Julianna Guill literally brought this site to our knees thanks to her performance in Friday the 13th. Guill gave such a heated performance that when we posted a few risque pictures of the young actress in a certain moment of passion our site literally went down and we had to pull the pics. No worries. My screengrabs are still floating around out there, but that’s neither here nor there.

It was just announced that Guill will be back on the big screen in a new horror flick titled The Apparition, directed by rookie director Todd Lincoln. Not much is known about Lincoln’s film outside of the fact that its got some college kids, a failed experiment, and some supernatural haunting sort of action. Oh and Ashley Greene is top lining the cast. So basically, the film is bound to suck. But not in that sparkly vampire kind of way. I mean – let’s face facts. Greene can’t act, and neither can Guill, but at least they’ll be fun to look at. Speaking of fun to look at… I’ll now let you return to gazing at the sumptuous Miss Guill, not that you ever stopped.