Stop the Stupidity. Re-Animator Remake not Necessarily a Go
Ryan Rotten is a source we trust around here. Sure, he’s a bit of a dick in that he only really talks to other folks he deems proper journalists, but fuck him. I’m not here making a buck right? I’m not really interested in making friends and influencing people either. However, as big fans of Stuart Gordon’s Re-Animator we’d like to help spread word, blogger style, that while yes the idea of remaking Re-Animator is on the morticians slab, you can calm yourselves down and nix the idea of Elisha Cuthbert’s sweet ass from the table, which is fine by me. She may be said sweet ass, but she’ll never give up the performance that Barbara Crampton did. So I’m happy to hear that this a bowl of malarkey.
Your candy ass can read the real scoop straight from Rotten’s mouth HERE
Oh and why all the hostility? I’m blaming it on my Irish temperament, a shitty economy, and St. Patty’s day. So fuck you too. You don’t like it I’ll send a roundhouse to your head even Chuck Norris would duck from.
