Archive: January, 2009

DVD Review: Blood Sucking Cinema

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Blood Sucking Cinema (2008) Studio: Anchor Bay DVD Release Date: September 23, 2008 Directed By: Barry Gray Cast: John Carpenter, Stan Winston, Leonard Maltin, Uwe Boll, Harry Knowles Brutal As Hell Rating: 2 out of 5 stars Review By: George Newton   Deep down all horror fans know that the recent horror remakes are far [...]

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DVD Review: Blackwater Valley Exorcism

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Blackwater Valley Exorcism (2006) Studio: Lions Gate DVD Release Date: October 17, 2006 Directed By: Ethan Wiley Cast: Randy Colton, Jeffery Combs, Cameron Daddo, Kristin Erickson, Leslie Fleming-Mitchell Brutal As Hell Rating: 1 ½ out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   “Hrm”, I said to myself with optimistic interest, as I looked at [...]

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DVD Review: Black Sheep

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Black Sheep (2006) Studio: Dimension Extreme DVD Release Date: October 9, 2007 Directed By: Jonathan King Cast: Nathan Meister, Danielle Mason, Peter Feeney, Tammy Davis Brutal As Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   I’ve been watching horror films most of my life.  I’ve seen damn near every kind of [...]

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DVD Review: Breathing Room

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Breathing Room (2007) Studio: Starz/Anchor Bay DVD Release Date: September 23, 2008 Directed By: John Suits, Gabriel Cowan Cast: Alisa Marshall, Michael McLafferty, David Higlen Deadly DVD Rating: 2 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   Fourteen players, each bearing their own dark secrets, have been captured and locked in a room together.  [...]

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DVD Review: Buried Alive

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Buried Alive (2008) Studio: Sony Pictures DVD Release Date: September 30, 2008 Directed By: Paul Etheredge. Cast: Augusto Aguilar, Brit Morgan, Jeff Blum, Greyson Chadwick, Natalie Wachen. Brutal As Hell Rating: 2 out of 5 stars Review By: Annie Riordan   Late one evening, whilst webcamming with her hot lesbian girlfriend Sage, Melanie watches helplessly [...]

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DVD Review: The Black Belly of the Tarantula

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

The Black Belly of the Tarantula (1972) Studio: Blue Underground DVD Release Date: March 28, 2006 Directed By: Paolo Cavara Cast: Giancarlo Giannini, Barbara Bouchet, Claudine Auger, Barbara Bach, Stefania Sandrelli Brutal As Hell Rating: 4 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   Take a twisted plot, add one part blackmail, one part [...]

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DVD Review: Big Bad Wolf

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Bikini Bloodbath (2007) Studio: Blood Bath Pictures DVD Release Date: December 11, 2007 Directed By: Thomas Edward Seymour, Jon Gorman Cast: Debbie Rochon, Leah Ford, Sheri Bomb, Katie Gil, Russell Russo, Thomas Edward Seymour Brutal As Hell Rating: 2 1/2 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   A group of buxom bombshells, who [...]

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DVD Review: Big Bad Wolf

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Big Bad Wolf (2007) Studio: Universal Studios DVD Release Date: June 5, 2007 Directed By: Lance W. Dreesen Cast: Trevor Duke, Kimberly J. Brown, Richard Tyson, Christopher Shyer & Sarah Aldrich Brutal As Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars Review By: Annie Riordan   College students head up to an isolated mountain cabin for [...]

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DVD Review: Beyond Re-Animator

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Beyond Re-Animator (2003) Studio: Lionsgate DVD Release Date: December 30, 2003 Directed By: Brian Yuzna Cast: Jeffrey Combs, Jason Barry, Elsa Pataky, Bárbara Elorrieta & Simón Andreu Brutal As Hell Rating: 2 ½ out of 5 stars Review By: Annie Riordan   H.P. Lovecraft’s name is nowhere to be found in the opening credits of [...]

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DVD Review: The Beyond

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

The Beyond (E tu vivrai nel terrore -  L’aldilà) (1981) Studio: Grindhouse Releasing DVD Release Date: October 28, 2008 Directed By: Lucio Fulci Cast: Katherine MacColl, David Warbeck, Sarah Keller, Antione Saint-John, Maria Pia Marsala Brutal As Hell Rating: 3 ½ out of 5 stars Review By: Annie Riordan   Louisiana, 1927. A young artist [...]

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DVD Review: Baise Moi

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Baise Moi (2000) Studio: Remstar DVD Release Date: November 22, 2005 Directed By: Virginie Despentes, Coralie Trinh Thi Cast: Karen Lancaume (as Karen Bach), Raffaëla Anderson Brutal As Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson    “Baise Moi” translates quite literally into “Rape Me”.  That’s powerful without needing anything further said.  [...]

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DVD Review: The Backwoods

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

The Backwoods (2006) Studio: Lions Gate DVD Release Date: April 15, 2008 Directed By: Koldo Serra Cast: Gary Oldman, Paddy Considine, Aitana Sánchez-Gijón, Virginie Ledoyen Brutal As Hell Rating: 2 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   A group of friends heads to a remote cottage in the Spanish countryside for a weekend [...]

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DVD Review: Autopsy

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Autopsy (1975) Studio: Blue Underground DVD Release Date: February 27, 2007 Directed By: Armando Crispino Cast: Mimsy Farmer, Barry Primus, Ray Lovelock, Carlo Cattaneo Brutal As Hell Rating: 2 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   I’m a moody film viewer.  I get easily cranky, high critical, and can be a real grump [...]

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DVD Review: Asylum

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Asylum (2008) Studio: MGM DVD Release Date: July 15, 2008 Directed By: David R. Ellis Cast: Sarah Roemer, Jake Muxworthy, Travis Van Winkle, Mark Rolston Brutal As Hell Rating: 2 out of 5 stars Review By: Will Colby   Why do people insist upon treading ground that’s already been walked on by much bigger feet?  [...]

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DVD Review: Artifacts

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Artifacts (2007) Studio: Lions Gate DVD Release Date: August 19, 2008 Directed By: Giles Adoust, Emmanuel Jespers Cast: Mary Stockley, Felix Scott, Max Digby Brutal As Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   There’s a theory out there that we all have a doppelganger, an evil twin that exists in [...]

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DVD Review: Army of Darkness

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

Army of Darkness (1992) Studio: Universal Studios DVD Release Date: August 19,1998 Directed By: Sam Raimi Cast: Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz Brutal As Hell Rating: 4 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   Ash (Bruce Campbell) finds himself stranded in 1300 AD where he must find and capture the Necronomicon in order to [...]

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DVD Review: April Fool’s Day (2008)

Posted on 01/23/09 by Deaditor

April Fool’s Day (2008) Studio: Sony Pictures DVD Release Date: March 25, 2008 Directed By: Phil Flores, Mitchell Altieri aka “The Butcher Brothers” Cast: Taylor Cole, Josh Henderson, Scout Taylor-Compton Brutal As Hell Rating: 1 out of 5 stars Review By: Marc Patterson   Desiree Cartier (Taylor Cole) and her brother Blaine (Josh Henderson) are [...]

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